Powerlessness Puns

A list of puns related to "Powerlessness"

When ever you are feeling powerless, remember just one of you pubic hairs can shut down a Resturaunt!
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👤︎ u/mark30322
📅︎ Jun 27 2019
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Our electricity went out last night.

We were powerless to stop it.

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👤︎ u/BigTittyGothCthulhu
📅︎ Jan 18 2020
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Today, my phone died, and I forgot my charger.

I felt so powerless.

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👤︎ u/biggusjimmus
📅︎ Nov 06 2019
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Help, I lost my phone's charging cable

I'm powerless without it

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👤︎ u/dretland
📅︎ Aug 22 2018
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No electricity this morning....

It is amazing how powerless it makes you feel.

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👤︎ u/boybrookeCPA
📅︎ Sep 06 2017
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With great puns comes great responsibility.

I came home today to a dark house, quickly learned that the power had been out for hours. Walked into my roomate's bedroom, they're sitting on the bed.

Me: "So I hear you're feeling a little... powerless."

I swear on all things holy that at that very fucking moment the lights flickered on. We just sat there in disbelief for a moment. My puns are that god damned good. I must use the power well (stealth pun PSA: love the environment).

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👤︎ u/BusinessGoat
📅︎ Feb 08 2015
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After my street's power went out and I couldn't contact my family...

I felt so powerless

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👤︎ u/akettle44
📅︎ Jan 11 2017
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