Incapable Puns

A list of puns related to "Incapable"

My therapist just told me that I’m completely incapable of expressing my feelings.

Can’t say that I’m surprised.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Mar 19 2021
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Scientists definitively confirmed today that anteaters are incapable of contracting coronavirus.

This is because they're filled with anty bodies.

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👤︎ u/four12pls8
📅︎ Mar 27 2020
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A Spanish doctor recently coined a new term for people who are incapable of feeling empathy. You know what they call it?

Empanada

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👤︎ u/ThePizzo856
📅︎ Jan 17 2019
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What do you call someone with no body or nose?

Nobody nose

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👤︎ u/BeachPeachMcgee
📅︎ Oct 20 2020
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?

They'd crack each other up

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👤︎ u/peter7542
📅︎ Dec 28 2019
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Why don’t vampires feel bad about the foul things they do?

They’re incapable of reflection.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ Jun 02 2020
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My therapist just told me that I’m completely incapable of expressing my feelings.

Can’t say I’m surprised.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 04 2020
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My therapist just told me that I'm completely incapable of expressing my feelings.

Can't say I'm surprised.

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👤︎ u/kgangadhar
📅︎ Nov 28 2020
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My therapist just told me that I’m incapable of verbalizing my feelings.

Can’t say that I’m surprised.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 22 2020
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My therapist just told me that I am completely incapable of describing my feelings.

Can’t sat that I’m surprised.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 11 2019
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So it turns out I'm incapable of describing my feelings.

Can't say I'm surprised...

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👤︎ u/cfinke
📅︎ May 28 2016
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