I was unprepared for a pun about Canadian winter hats...
It really toque me by surprise!
I went out hiking with a friend once but was drastically unprepared, I was shivering. He said to me, you must be a dwarf from South America
Because you're looking a little chilly
I was completely unprepared for my dad to come back with this tonight.
Why was the Soviet Union unprepared for the Nazi invasion?
They kept Stalin'
How do German Bakers say hello?
Gluten tag!
===Four in one! Deal of a lifetime!===
My dad has trained me in the art of bad puns, and I have put that training to good use. I have four jokes in one post that are guaranteed to knock your socks off! (And maybe kill off a few brain cells)
Onto the jokes!
Lizards are never unprepared, theyβve been ready from the gecko!
How do aliens call each other? SpaceTime!
Student: Can I have a can of mutton? Teacher: I donβt know, can ewe?
What do musicians do when they get angry? Nothing, they keep their composer!
