Spur of the moment pun

My wife got something in her eye and grabbed the first towel she could find which happened to be my shower towel. She says

"Great I'm probably rubbing my eyes right where you had your balls"

Me: "yup, now you have eye balls"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JezyJezyJezy
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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Son: β€œI’m gonna take the dog for a walk”

Dad: β€œok great. Collar. Leash.”

Son: β€œno dad. Call her sparky!”

So proud of my son for coming up with this on the spur of the moment!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drgrd
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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I went to the rodeo for the first time

It was kind of spur of the moment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rice9012
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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