Impotence Puns

A list of puns related to "Impotence"

What are the similarities between a guy with impotence and a skeleton?

Both won't get any boner

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👤︎ u/Amranwag
📅︎ Jul 26 2019
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My wife and I never discuss my problems with impotence.

For some reason it never comes up.

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👤︎ u/customgenitalia
📅︎ Aug 27 2018
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As the disgraced saucier was forced out of his former kitchen, he threatened impotently:

"you will roux the day!!!"

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👤︎ u/berninicaco3
📅︎ Mar 30 2021
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What do you call an impotent cowboy?

Hopalong Flaccidy.

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👤︎ u/nickthecook
📅︎ Jan 22 2021
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Where do impotent men go on vacation?

Viagra falls.

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👤︎ u/arkym00
📅︎ Nov 20 2020
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"Mommy, is it true I was brought by a stork?"

"Yes darling, that's right."

"Oh!! So daddy is impotent?"

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Jan 26 2021
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A southern gentleman shows up for his vasectomy wearing a tuxedo

The doctor asks "why are you dressed like that?"

"If I'm going to be impotent, I want to look impotent."

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👤︎ u/you_buy_this_shit
📅︎ Jul 26 2019
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My dad went to get a vasectomy...

My mom just told me the story. Apparently, my dad and my uncle went to get vasectomies together. They were picked up at the house by a limo. My mom, confused, asked why they ordered a limo to drive them to get their vasectomies, to which my dad responded, "If I'm going to be impotent, I want to look im-po'-tant."

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👤︎ u/Fat_FAT_dick
📅︎ Feb 12 2014
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My puppy is getting fixed in a few weeks...

Dad: he's going to have to start wearing a tuxedo after that. Me: what are you talking about? Dad: well if he's gonna be impotent he's gotta look impotent.

Cue me groaning and him cracking up.

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👤︎ u/SeguinPancakes
📅︎ Nov 19 2015
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