A man in a drug trial died from a complication which dissolved his pneumogastric nerve, the coroner listed the cause of death as...
"in vivo lost vagus"
I recently failed my Medical College entrance exam because of nerves.
The correct answer was blood vessels.
I can't believe somebody had the nerve to break into my house and steal my limbo stick.
I mean seriously, how low can you go?
I lost all feeling in my butt nerves. I'm not joking.
I'm dead ass serious.
Is it just me or does oddly shaped fruit really get on your nerves?
Eh, maybe I'm just being pear-annoyed.
Taking a girl home at a Thai night club can be nerve-wracking.
I'm hoping for the breast, but preparing for the wurst.
Which cranial nerve is pictured here ? (See comments)
Why do mathematicians get on their nerves easily?
They deal with numbers.
America, I've finally learnt how to stop you getting on my nerves.
So please, don't make America grate again.
Someone had the nerve to laugh at my enormous hands
I killed him with my bear hands.
My friend with anger issues decided to take up golf to calm his nerves...
He became teed off when he teed off into the trees...
Found this in my phone from a while ago...trying to calm my friend's nerves about getting breast implants. (X post from r/texts) imgur.com/N7nfIlL
Gandhi walked the desert with no shoes, no food, and no tooth brush, my friend had the nerve to say.
I guess he was a super-calloused-fragile-mystic-fraught-with-halitosis.
My girlfriend told me that I'm getting on her nerves
I put my hand on her and said "no, now I'm on your nerves"
