One of the local radio stations had a "Worst Pun" contest.
The best part was you could submit multiple entries, and I sent in a bunch, at least 10. I figured the more I came up with, one of them had to win.
But, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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︎ Sep 19 2020
I always make sure to write my worst puns down on paper.
After all, they are tearable.
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︎ Jun 11 2020
The worst pun I ever came up with
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︎ Jun 21 2019
[request] I need the worst puns ever
all of my friends hate puns to the core, but i love them so so much and i like to annoy them with the really really bad ones, so give me your best reddit and make me proud :D
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︎ Mar 02 2017
Probably the worst pun on the internet
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︎ Aug 22 2018
Worst pun I've seen in a long time
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︎ Jun 14 2019
This is the worst pun iβve seen all day
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︎ Mar 16 2019
Best worst puns?
Hi everyone what are your best most lame puns?
What do you think about necromancy?
I think it's a dead art...
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︎ Nov 11 2013
A fly felt something bite his back...
Fly: "Hmmm. Whoever that was must be pretty small to fit on my back"
"Hey! What are you? A mite? "
Mite: " Yeah, as in I MIGHT have just bit you hahaha!"
Fly: "That's the worst pun I've ever heard."
Mite: "What can I say, I came up with it on the fly."
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︎ Mar 01 2020
Pun Battle!!!
Post your best (or worst) puns into the comment section, let's see what you guys can come up with
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︎ Mar 15 2018
The Dad Joke Project
It's simple: intentionally set your dads up for the worst puns imaginable and see if they take the bait. Post your results here.
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︎ Jul 23 2017
Pokemon you aren't my father
went on Pokemon's website to see the worst pun I've seen in a week http://i.imgur.com/WFXcIy1.png
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︎ Jul 22 2017
The worst pub Iβve ever been in was called The Fiddle.
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︎ Nov 15 2020
My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture
I have a hunch, it might be me.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
I own the worlds worst thesaurus
Not only is it awful, it's awful.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
What is the worst part of divorcing a fish?
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Where is the worst place to drive when your wrist hurts?
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︎ Nov 12 2020
What is the worst way to learn driving ?
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Why are plumbers the worst drug dealers?
They are always showing their crack.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
What's the worst household item?
The vacuum cleaner, because it sucks!
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︎ Oct 29 2020
The missus has been missing for a week now. The police have told me to prepare for the worst...
So I have been back to the charity shop to get all her clothes back!
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︎ Nov 08 2020
Whatβs the worst thing you can remember doing when drunk?
I remember I came home one night and fixed a dartboard to the ceiling.
Spent the rest of the night throwing up.
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︎ Nov 02 2020
The worst thing about having Piles is...
Its such a pain in the ass.
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︎ Nov 08 2020
What is the worst part about being a letter carrier in the middle ages?
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︎ Oct 23 2020
Best and worst death ? /!\ dark humor
« What is the best death according to you ?
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I think the best way to go is to die like my grandfather... he fell asleep and never woke up.
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Dying in your sleep is indeed said to be the best way to go. So what do you consider the worst way to die ?
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Like my grandfatherβs friends.
-Why ? How did they die ?
-They were in the car when Grandpa fell asleep.Β Β»
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︎ Nov 10 2020
Where is the worst place to hide in a game of hide and seek?
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︎ Oct 27 2020
Whatβs the worst thing about being an egg?
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︎ Sep 03 2020
What's the worst safe word you can use during sex?
"Race car"
It can be read either way.
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︎ Oct 05 2020
My 3yo is in a phase where he makes up words a lot, and today I heard him singing "Crotch-ohs, crotch-ohs" over and over. I told my wife, "That sounds like the worst breakfast cereal ever..."
"But at least it's made with whole groins."
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︎ Oct 12 2020
I wish him well
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︎ Oct 05 2020
My sewing instructor thinks Iβm the worst student she has ever seen.
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︎ Jul 30 2020
You know the worst thing about eating clocks?
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︎ Jul 01 2020
I put my worst joke on youtube for the world to enjoy! (Apologies for clickbaity title)
youtu.be/_xu_nAniZ74
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︎ Aug 25 2020
I just bought the worst thesaurus.
It's not only terrible, it's terrible.
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︎ Sep 05 2020
My boss said to me, βYou are the worst train operator ever. How many trains have you derailed in the past year?β
I said, βIβm not sure. Itβs so hard to keep track.β
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︎ Jan 05 2020
The worst thing about time travelling are the kids asking:
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︎ Jun 27 2020
Lower back pain is the worst,
it's a real pain in the ass.
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︎ Sep 05 2020
What would be the worst puchase of 2020?
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︎ Jun 20 2020
How is the worst drummer in Asia called?
They're called No Thai Ming!
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︎ Jul 31 2020
The worst pub Iβve ever been in was called The Fiddle.
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︎ Aug 16 2020
I own the worldβs worst thesaurus
Not only is it awful, itβs awful.
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︎ Oct 02 2020
My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.
I have a hunch that it might be me.
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︎ Aug 21 2020
My sewing instructor just told me that Iβm the worst student she has ever seen.
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︎ Jan 02 2020
My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.
I have a hunch it might be me.
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︎ Jun 10 2020
The worst pub I've ever been to was called The Fiddle
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