What is the deadliest vegetable at the North Pole?
An Arctichoke...
Her: Did you know Australia has 9 of the world’s 10 deadliest snakes?
Me: Shit! One escaped?
Where does Africa’s deadliest killer go to school?
A hippocampus.
We were sitting around watching Deadliest Catch online last night....
My internet is crap, so there is a bit of lag. My stepmom says, "why is it so choppy?", Dad replies "because they are in the Bering Sea".
Just a few blocks down the street... (X-post from r/funny)
ATTENTION: DO NOT SWIM IN LAKES, RIVERS, POOLS OR STREAMS
It has been found these locations are contaminated with dihydrogenmonoxide, one of the deadliest compounds in the world.
