Worsted Puns

The best part was you could submit multiple entries, and I sent in a bunch, at least 10. I figured the more I came up with, one of them had to win.

But, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

After all, they are tearable.

all of my friends hate puns to the core, but i love them so so much and i like to annoy them with the really really bad ones, so give me your best reddit and make me proud :D

Hi everyone what are your best most lame puns?

What do you think about necromancy? I think it's a dead art...

"I mite be !!" giggles the mite.

"That's the worst pun I've ever heard" groans the fly.

"What do you expect?" says the mite. "I came up with it on the fly. "

Fly: "Hmmm. Whoever that was must be pretty small to fit on my back"

     "Hey! What are you? A mite? "

Mite: " Yeah, as in I MIGHT have just bit you hahaha!"

Fly: "That's the worst pun I've ever heard."

Mite: "What can I say, I came up with it on the fly."

Post your best (or worst) puns into the comment section, let's see what you guys can come up with

It's simple: intentionally set your dads up for the worst puns imaginable and see if they take the bait. Post your results here.

If you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.

I have a hunch it might be me.

Because so many of them are degenerative hipsters.

No noose is good noose.

The Bill.

Shit..l meant to post this somewhere else.

I said "I don't know... it's hard to keep track"

you can’t see a doctor about it

Put you on hold.

The ICU

The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.

Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.

The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:

"What's sarong with that?"

I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).

His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.

--Edit-- I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)

--Edit-- Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.

DisappointMINTS!

Sandy Eggo.

Today, my daughter asked “Can I have a bookmark?” and I burst into tears. . .

Didn't see that one coming

Is that a Murphyn?

if you’re promoted, you’ll still be fired.

She was a poor-traits artist.

There is no point to your hand anymore

The Teat owl

The streets have no name and I still haven't found what I'm looking for!

Oops... sorry, wrong thread !

Bratwurst.

Sausage day!

(I woke up the other day and thought of this joke while lying on bed. I'm pretty proud of it!)

A police spokesperson says it may take him up to 11 years to finish his sentence.

Me: Ok, and for the main course?

Is that you have go back the next day.

You can’t see the doctor about it.

I said, “I’m not sure. It’s so hard to keep track.”

I said, “I’m not sure; it’s hard to keep track.”