What do I know about carving wood?

Very whittle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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I’m not super experienced with wood carving.

I only know a whittle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ryan-Bburg
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I saw a spectacular wood carving of a manatee today.

Oh, that hewn manatee!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/voip_geek
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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Wood carving

My niece was carving a piece of wood for a project she's doing. She said to me, "This is difficult. I bet wood carvers' hands must be in pain all the time."

I told her, "It doesn't hurt bad, only a whittle." She was not amused.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alf-was-here
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2017
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How much do I like carving objects from wood?

Not much. Just a whittle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elyas_machera
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2018
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Why do they call wood carving "whittling"?

Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/z64dan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2016
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What do you call a sportscar carved out of italian wood?

A lumberghini

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-sunnydaze-
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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What's the best way to carve wood ?

Whittle by whittle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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Names carved into wood aren't sweet.....

They're sappy.

-credit to u/poopondogs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CJPsalm139
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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Don’t you wish you could carve breasts out of wood?

You could carve large ones or small ones, any size you want. Wooden tit be nice?

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I carved this bear out of some wood

It’s just a whittle bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fat-bandit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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How do you carve a small piece of wood?

Wittle by wittle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/melimny7
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2015
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When your dad misses no opportunity for a joke

So, my dad could be considered a regular jokester. He had his dad jokes, his dirty jokes, clean but provocative joke, setup jokes, everything. He never missed a chance to turn something into a joke for hinself, even, and perpahs especially, if it only amused himself. I found out at an young age that no situation is too serious for him.

I was around 9 years old and I was in the cub scouts, and it was box car derby season. I was in the dining room, carving away at my block of wood when the blade in my right hand skipped the wood and carved my left thumb. It fucking hurt and bled like a sonofabitch. I immediately starting screaming and my dad raced into the room and found me covered in blood, my left hand now with two thumbs. We get it wrapped and he drives me to the emergency room. By the time we got there the bleeding had stopped and I have stopped crying. As we pull up, my dad looks st me, shakes his head and says "We can't go in there like this, we'll end up waiting forever to see a doctor. You need to cry once we're in there and that'll help" I said ok, and he said as we were walking up, "I'll give you a signal to start crying." How will i know, i asked him snd he just said i'll know. We go inside and walk up to the admittance desk. I'm short, so at the time my head just cleared the desk. My dad tells the nurse that we have a cut, and need to see a doctor right away. The nurse pushes paperwork at him and he tells her again, this time that its a real bad cut. The nurse finally looks at me for the first time and she frowns, because im relatively normal looking, even though im hurting and nervous, waiting for my dads signal. My dad pulls me back a bit and her eyes widen really big when she sees all the dried blood caked on the lower left side of my body. She starts getting excited and says "Ohmygoshohmygosh" over and over and this point im starting to get scared when my Dad, in a serious voice says "Its even worse than it looks! You're going to have to take the whole hand!"

Then I start crying.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBossOfWhat
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2017
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My Dad and Uncle

We were visiting relatives in Canada last summer, including my Dad's brother (so, my Uncle) and his son Brandon. We were around the bonfire one night and Brandon was carving something for his girlfriend Emerald out of spare wood (it actually looked pretty cool). My Dad and Uncle saw the thing, it had a heart that said "B+E" in the middle. Uncle: "What's that supposed to mean, 'break and enter?'" Dad: "Probably 'Bert and Ernie'." Then they laughed like crazy. They joke around like that all the time when they get together, it's pretty hilarious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Martin194
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2013
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What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2016
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What is the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jawknee_homicide
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2017
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What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2018
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What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

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