Windows Me Puns

I turn to her and say “I bet he don’t have the guts to do that again”

Edit: holy shit y’all this blew up. Thank you master dads. I feel worthy

Dunno why the she had to throw shade on my pursuit...

... But that buck must have been a 6 pointer!

I said it has its ups and downs.

oh shit it's coming back

“What? Did you fart too?”

I yelled “scissors, I win!” and drove off. He’s been chasing me for 45 minutes now... I'm pretty sure he wants a rematch.

I guess it was window pain

I asked her: How else am I supposed to get in if you lock the door?

Dang, it's hoth out there.

Bread

It was on edge

I said, “We already have Windows here in the office as I point to my computer screen”

When she got to the window I asked, "What's the problem officer?"

Her face darkened with anger and she replied, "You don't know?"

I answered, that I didn't.

She asked again, "You honestly don't know?"

I replied, "No ma'am, I have no idea."

Then she angrily replied, "Well, if you don't know, I'm certainly not going to tell you."

With that she turned and stomped angrily back to her car, got in, slammed the door and smoked the tires as she sped away...

Dad- "Yeah, that was a pane to fix."

I texted back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and then gently tap edges with hammer."

She texted back 10 minutes later, "Computer really messed up now."

I feel your pane.

You know why there was never a Windows 9 right? Because seven ate nine. There is no nine.

I was at work yesterday and there was a man cleaning the windows. He commented that all the customers had disappeared so I told him that it would be busy again in about an hour. He looks at me and says 'I guess this is my window of opportunity then' and winks.