Windows Me Puns

It was stained glass

I turn to her and say “I bet he don’t have the guts to do that again”

Edit: holy shit y’all this blew up. Thank you master dads. I feel worthy

Dunno why the she had to throw shade on my pursuit...

I said it has its ups and downs.

... But that buck must have been a 6 pointer!

oh shit it's coming back

I yelled “scissors, I win!” and drove off. He’s been chasing me for 45 minutes now... I'm pretty sure he wants a rematch.

“What? Did you fart too?”

I guess it was window pain

I asked her: How else am I supposed to get in if you lock the door?

Dang, it's hoth out there.

Bread

It was on edge

I said, “We already have Windows here in the office as I point to my computer screen”

Dad- "Yeah, that was a pane to fix."

I texted back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and then gently tap edges with hammer."

She texted back 10 minutes later, "Computer really messed up now."

I feel your pane.

You know why there was never a Windows 9 right? Because seven ate nine. There is no nine.

I was at work yesterday and there was a man cleaning the windows. He commented that all the customers had disappeared so I told him that it would be busy again in about an hour. He looks at me and says 'I guess this is my window of opportunity then' and winks.