How does the Rock take a whizz?
He Dwaynes his Johnson....
what do you call an empty jar of cheez whiz
Cheez wuz
The detective bent over to study a clue just as an unknown projectile whizzed by
He sensed something amiss
three old men were having a conversation
1st old guy: I get up at 6am everyday and go pee like a racehorse 2nd old fella : I get up at 5am everyday and take a healthy dump 3rd geriatric: I take a huge dump at 6am and a massive whizz at 6:30 am , but I dont wake up till 7am
I have a patient suffering from constipation who lives at 221B Baker Street
No shit, Sherlock.
Gertrude and Heathcliff see an airplane
Red Skelton: Heathcliff and Gertrude are flying along when all of the sudden an airplane goes whizzing by .
Gertrude says to Heathcliff, Good heavens! Did you see how fast that bird was going?
Heathcliff says, So what? If your tail feathers were on fire, you’d be going that fast too!
One of my dad's favorites.
"Dad, how would you use pasteurized in a sentence?"
"The car whizzed right pasteurized."
