Pretty fly for a white guy
If Mary is the mother of Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of God
Does that mean that Mary had a little lamb?
Do black and white count as colors?
What did Sneezy say to Snow White the first time he met her?
Wow, you’re so pretty! I can’t stop looking ACHOO
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
What is white and extremely disturbing during lunch?
Bought a litre and a half of White-Out/Tipp-Ex
I was part of a class and i total , we were 100 students. I walked up to the front of the class , and wrote :"balloons" on the white board. So...
The other 99 read balloons.
I have very fond memories of my dad arriving home, wearing his white t-shirt, black leather jacket, giving me the thumbs up, and saying 'Ayyyy'...
The Trump White House is so polite these days.
Everyone there is saying “Pardon me” all the time now.
Why won’t Trump be able enter the White House on January 21st?
Why can’t trump go to the White House anymore?
What’s white and annoying at breakfast?
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?
What did the White House say when Trump left and refused to attend the inauguration?
Why do white girls travel in odd number groups?
Cuz they literally can’t even
What does a white hat dropped into the Red Sea become?
My friend Patrick is black,white,and Asian at the same time.
If Trump is afraid and hiding in the White House because of the protestors....
Does this make it a chicken coup?
What did the 46th president say while taking the White House keys from the 45th on his way out?
What’s the White House cook’s favorite subreddit
What's black and white and ruled in Rome?
Pretty fly for a white guy
Biracial people prove that not everything is black and white.
A man & his wife were taking a winter stroll & admiring the trees that were glistening white with ice & snow. A stranger walked past them and said, “Beautiful hoar-frost!”
The man replied, “Why thank you kind sir, but my name’s not Frost.”
Asked my kids this morning to bring their laundry and separate it into whites and colors. My son holds up some grey sweats and asks which pile.
My response: Not sure son, that’s kind of a grey area.
It doesn't matter if you're black or white, or gay or straight
At the end of the day, it's night.
What's the difference between a white penguin and a black penguin?
A white penguin is coming towards you, while a black penguin is walking away from you.
What kind of watch does Snow White like to wear?
What’s white and can’t climb trees?
When the White Death loaded his rifle...
The Russians were Finnished
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux
I was telling my friend that brown rice is the same as white rice, but with a criminal record....
He thinks I'm a riceist for saying that.
How does poseidon get his robes so white?
William Shatner has discontinued his line of ladies lingerie.
Apparently Shatner panties was a poor choice of name.
What did the black bean say to the white bean?
"Hey dude, how've you bean?"
What is black, white and red all over?
Why can't Trump enter the White House?
What’s white and annoying at breakfast?
Why can’t Trump go to the White House?
Why can’t Donald trump have the White House
Trump can’t go to white house anymore coz it’s for-biden
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