Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
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︎ Jun 01 2021
No one will listen to White Snake with me
SO here I go again on my own
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︎ Mar 31 2021
Whatβs black and white and eats like a horse?
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︎ May 24 2021
A White House Staffer Almost Walked in on Press Secretary Jen Psaki using the restroom.
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︎ Jun 01 2021
White boards are really amazing...
...in fact, theyβre remarkable.
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︎ May 25 2021
What's white and can't climb a tree?
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︎ May 20 2021
Whatβs white and can ruin breakfast?
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︎ May 20 2021
I saw a news report recently about how a certain thick, white, egg based condiment is secretly being manufactured using horse meat.
The FDA says to listen carefully when you open the jar because the tainted mayo neighs.
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︎ May 25 2021
Came to the living room and found the TV screen was white.
"Who's watching Peace TV?"
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︎ May 31 2021
You come to the end of the road. North of you is the red house, west is the green house, east is the blue house. Where is the white house?
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︎ May 11 2021
What did the security officer at White House said to the tourist sitting on the president's chair?
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︎ May 14 2021
I watched one of those really good black and white movies the other day
Interracial porn is great
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︎ May 04 2021
Why do great white sharks chase after Superman in the ocean?
Because he has a seal on his chest.
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︎ May 15 2021
Why is Trump not allowed in the White House anymore?
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︎ Mar 28 2021
Why do white bears who are attracted to both sexes have mood swings?
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︎ Apr 17 2021
Do black and white count as colors?
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︎ Jan 23 2021
I cant stop chasing white whales
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︎ Apr 09 2021
If Mary is the mother of Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of God
Does that mean that Mary had a little lamb?
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︎ Feb 14 2021
A white bear was moved to Antarctica
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︎ Mar 29 2021
Pretty fly for a white guy
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︎ Feb 25 2021
What would Walter White be called if he dealt in ketchup instead of meth?
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︎ Mar 21 2021
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
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︎ Feb 02 2021
What do you call an overconfident white guy gluing the space between your tiles?
A cocky Caucasian caulker
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︎ Mar 20 2021
I burnt the Hawaiian pizza
i should have cooked it on aloha temperature
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︎ Apr 06 2021
The Trump White House is so polite these days.
Everyone there is saying βPardon meβ all the time now.
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︎ Dec 02 2020
What is white and extremely disturbing during lunch?
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︎ Feb 19 2021
What have Snow White and a pimp got in common?
They both have to deal with a lot of high hoes
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︎ Mar 12 2021
Bought a litre and a half of White-Out/Tipp-Ex
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︎ Feb 11 2021
Please tell me the most obscure dad joke in your repertoire
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︎ May 14 2021
Why wonβt Trump be able enter the White House on January 21st?
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︎ Jan 15 2021
I was part of a class and i total , we were 100 students. I walked up to the front of the class , and wrote :"balloons" on the white board. So...
The other 99 read balloons.
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︎ Feb 20 2021
A Bishop's Twitter Post
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︎ Nov 29 2020
I have very fond memories of my dad arriving home, wearing his white t-shirt, black leather jacket, giving me the thumbs up, and saying 'Ayyyy'...
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︎ Feb 13 2021
Why canβt trump go to the White House anymore?
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︎ Jan 23 2021
What is a kidnapperβs favorite shoe?
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︎ May 12 2021
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
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︎ Dec 14 2020
Why do white girls travel in odd number groups?
Cuz they literally canβt even
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Pretty fly for a white guy
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︎ Oct 08 2020
What does a white hat dropped into the Red Sea become?
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︎ Jan 04 2021
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?
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︎ Jan 30 2021
What did the White House say when Trump left and refused to attend the inauguration?
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︎ Jan 23 2021
Whatβs white and annoying at breakfast?
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︎ Jan 21 2021
Whatβs a kidnappers favorite shoe?
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︎ May 11 2021
Why can't Trump enter the White House?
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︎ Jan 20 2021
Whatβs white and annoying at breakfast?
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︎ Jan 19 2021
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