White Meat Puns

I'm hoping for the breast, but preparing for the wurst.

We got fried chicken take-out tonight, when:

Wife: Are thighs white or dark meat?

Me: Dark.

Wife: Then what's the other white meat?

Me: Pork.

Was at dinner with my SO's parents tonight when the subject of exotic animal meat for consumption came up.

SO: I was hoping I could try Zebra while I was overseas last year but never got the chance.

SO's dad: yeah, I bet Zebra is chockfull of white meat, dark meat, white meat, dark meat, white meat....