No one will listen to White Snake with me
SO here I go again on my own
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︎ Mar 31 2021
Whatβs the perfect name for a baby boy whoβs half white, half Indian?
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︎ Apr 19 2021
Why do white bears who are attracted to both sexes have mood swings?
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︎ Apr 17 2021
Why is Trump not allowed in the White House anymore?
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︎ Mar 28 2021
I cant stop chasing white whales
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︎ Apr 09 2021
Do black and white count as colors?
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︎ Jan 23 2021
A white bear was moved to Antarctica
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︎ Mar 29 2021
What would Walter White be called if he dealt in ketchup instead of meth?
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︎ Mar 21 2021
Pretty fly for a white guy
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︎ Feb 25 2021
What did Sneezy say to Snow White the first time he met her?
Wow, youβre so pretty! I canβt stop looking ACHOO
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︎ Feb 19 2021
What do you call an overconfident white guy gluing the space between your tiles?
A cocky Caucasian caulker
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︎ Mar 20 2021
What have Snow White and a pimp got in common?
They both have to deal with a lot of high hoes
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︎ Mar 12 2021
What is white and extremely disturbing during lunch?
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︎ Feb 19 2021
The Trump White House is so polite these days.
Everyone there is saying βPardon meβ all the time now.
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Bought a litre and a half of White-Out/Tipp-Ex
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︎ Feb 11 2021
I was part of a class and i total , we were 100 students. I walked up to the front of the class , and wrote :"balloons" on the white board. So...
The other 99 read balloons.
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︎ Feb 20 2021
Why wonβt Trump be able enter the White House on January 21st?
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︎ Jan 15 2021
I have very fond memories of my dad arriving home, wearing his white t-shirt, black leather jacket, giving me the thumbs up, and saying 'Ayyyy'...
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︎ Feb 13 2021
Why canβt trump go to the White House anymore?
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︎ Jan 23 2021
Whatβs white and annoying at breakfast?
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︎ Jan 21 2021
Why do white girls travel in odd number groups?
Cuz they literally canβt even
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︎ Dec 05 2020
What does a white hat dropped into the Red Sea become?
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︎ Jan 04 2021
Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?
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︎ Jan 30 2021
What did the White House say when Trump left and refused to attend the inauguration?
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︎ Jan 23 2021
My friend Patrick is black,white,and Asian at the same time.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
If Trump is afraid and hiding in the White House because of the protestors....
Does this make it a chicken coup?
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︎ Jan 08 2021
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Pretty fly for a white guy
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︎ Oct 08 2020
What did the 46th president say while taking the White House keys from the 45th on his way out?
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︎ Jan 20 2021
Biracial people prove that not everything is black and white.
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︎ Nov 13 2020
What's black and white and ruled in Rome?
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︎ Jan 07 2021
Whatβs white and canβt climb trees?
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︎ Nov 12 2020
It doesn't matter if you're black or white, or gay or straight
At the end of the day, it's night.
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︎ Nov 23 2020
Asked my kids this morning to bring their laundry and separate it into whites and colors. My son holds up some grey sweats and asks which pile.
My response: Not sure son, thatβs kind of a grey area.
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︎ Dec 19 2020
A man & his wife were taking a winter stroll & admiring the trees that were glistening white with ice & snow. A stranger walked past them and said, βBeautiful hoar-frost!β
The man replied, βWhy thank you kind sir, but my nameβs not Frost.β
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︎ Jan 09 2021
What kind of watch does Snow White like to wear?
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︎ Dec 02 2020
When the White Death loaded his rifle...
The Russians were Finnished
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︎ Nov 29 2020
What's the difference between a white penguin and a black penguin?
A white penguin is coming towards you, while a black penguin is walking away from you.
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︎ Dec 07 2020
In an attempt to bring great pleasure to myself, I'll post controversial topics in white supremacist groups in the attempt to get funny reactions out of them.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
I was telling my friend that brown rice is the same as white rice, but with a criminal record....
He thinks I'm a riceist for saying that.
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︎ Nov 29 2020
Why can't Trump enter the White House?
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︎ Jan 20 2021
Whatβs white and annoying at breakfast?
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︎ Jan 19 2021
Why canβt Trump go to the White House?
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︎ Nov 05 2020
Why canβt Donald trump have the White House
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︎ Nov 05 2020
Trump canβt go to white house anymore coz itβs for-biden
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