You can't trust the trees on the west side of the parking lot.

They get shady...

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Talking about the new construction over the west side railyard in manhattan. Me: Do you think it'll be stable?

Dad: I dunno, are there gonna be any horses in it?

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Today I learnt what Yoda was short for,

Because he's got little legs.

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📅︎ May 04 2021
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Police have had to provide extra security at Broadway theaters.

Police say New York gangs hate a west side story.

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📅︎ Aug 06 2021
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