I used to eat watches and clocks for every meal, but I had to stop.
It was too time consuming.
I made a belt out of watches
What do you call a kangaroo who watches too much TV?
I knew a guy who collected watches
He would link them all together into a sort of belt — I thought it was a waist of time.
What do you call it when a teacher watches his class as they take a test and plays online poker at the same time?
My wife watches a fitness tv show from Barbados
It's the Pilates of the Caribbean
People always ask why I wear multiple watches
I have too much time on my hands
Coming home from apple picking this morning, my wife saw a sign from a Jewelry store that read, "Watches 20% off."
Wife, "Wow, watches 20% off. That's not a bad deal."
Me, "Ehh, I'd rather they tell the correct time."
I passed a guy giving away watches on the street.
He must have a lot of free time on his hands.
I found a drawer with my old watches in it and thought it might be fun to make a belt from them.
I connected them all, but it turned out to be a waist of time.
I was going to make myself a belt made out of watches
But then I realized it would be a waist of time
I once made a belt out of watches...
I quickly grew out of the times fashion.
I repurposed a few of my old watches, mad a really cool belt out of them.
My wife said it was a waist of time.
People that drop watches in toilets
What happens to a square when it watches porn
Who wants to see my belt made of watches
Never mind it would be a waist of time
I ate a clock and three wrist watches earlier
It was very time consuming
I just spent three hours attaching a bunch of watches together to make a belt.
I’ve just realized it’s a waist of time.
Did you hear about the man who collected watches?
He had a lot of time on his hands
I just made a belt from watches but my trousers still fell down
I guess that was a waist of time
Why don't people wear their watches on their belts?
Because that would be a waist of time.
If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witches wrist.
You know how the romanian watches a movie?
My friend said he likes to eat watches
I was told it's very time consuming
(My friend without reddit told me this joke I think it belongs here)
What Do You Call A Belt Made Of Watches?
I made a belt of watches...
I made a belt out of watches...
I attached all my watches together to make a belt..
It was a waist of time...
I made a belt out of watches once
I recently made a belt out of watches
It was a huge waist of time
I thought about making a belt of watches
Then I realised that it would be a waist of time.
I made a belt out of watches once,
I made a belt out of watches
I made a belt out of watches
What do you call a belt made out of watches?
What do you call a belt made of watches?
I tried making a belt of watches once.
I tied all my watches to my belt
too bad it was a waist of time.
What do you call a belt made out of watches?
What do you call a belt lined with watches?
I MADE A BELT OUT OF WATCHES TODAY!
Wanna see my belt made of watches?
Never mind... It’s a waist of time
What is a belt made out of watches?
I made a belt out of watches
I tied all my watches onto my belt, but then I realized...
It was a waist of time...
I once tied all my watches together to make a belt
Then I realized that it was a waist of time
What do you call a belt made out of watches?
I made a belt out of a bunch of watches,
But my friends told me it was a waist of time
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