A list of puns related to "Washrooms"
The Lil Jon
Two bums got wiped!!
Because the P is silent
European.
When you’re in there European
A comic relief
Or, as they call it, a no-defecation notification.
Boo-loo.
Brother: "brb dad I need to go to the washroom"
Dad: "shit happens."
Every time someone uses the washroom he yells "I can hear you tinkling!"
My wife is 37 weeks pregnant and is scheduled to be induced this morning. She woke up last night just after midnight (I checked) to use the washroom and when she got back into bed I asked her if it was after 12 yet. She said she thought so and asked why. I told her I wanted to be the first to wish her a Happy Birth Day! She appropriately groaned then giggled, so I think I'm ready. Wish me luck!
Edit: We got him a couple hours ago! Everything went well, no complications. Thanks reddit strangers for the comments and well wishes. I know the rules say nothing identifying, 'oh when' ever they change that I'll post his name. Goodnight everyone, I have to try and nap before his feeding
If you need to use the washroom, go now or forever hold your pee.
We were on a road trip to the cottage and we stopped at a service center to get gas, food etc.
My brother and I go to the washroom urinals and we are both taking a piss. My dad walks in the washroom and says "Oh, so this is where the dicks hang out."
I Didn't understand the pun then but I appreciate how funny it is now that I'm older.
Be courteous to the DeDutch waitstaff (and to yourself) this holiday season by leaving your dads at home before dining at DeDutch. Following is just a small sample of jokes that your dad WILL make after ordering his DeBratwurst from DeLunch menu on his DeClub card.
The waitstaff will pretend to laugh every time. But secretly they die inside a little every time.
It's really quite DeSpicable.
When I was younger I would ask my teacher "Can I go to the washroom/bathroom?"
More often than not the response was "I don't know, can you?"
EDIT: Missed a letter.
Cause the P is silent.
Because the "p" is silent
because the P is silent
...because the 'p' is silent.
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