They checked the reviews and saw only one star.
She struggled with the gas pump, trying to figure out how it worked, but had no luck. After about 5 minutes of fumbling with the nozzle, she finally was able to get the gas to flow, but not before she got gas all over her shirt. As she was driving off, she lit of cigarette, and instantly her arm caught fire. Nearby there was a cop, who just happened to have a fire extinguisher in his car. He quickly sprang into action, and managed to put the fire out before the lady got hurt. She thanked him, and many people who were nearby watching applauded his quick thinking. The cop then wrote her a ticket, because in California, it's illegal to wave a firearm out the window of a moving vehicle.
Boyar my arms tired!
Note [edit]: this joke needs some back story. Buddy and I were comparing Wordle results today [SPOILER ALERT] and I noticed he had a yellow in the fifth letter spot with OYA green. I asked what that letter could be and he said he was just firing out letters since he was stuck and it accepted BOYAR, which turns out means "a member of the old aristocracy in Russia, next in line to Prince".
Petrified Forest National Park, of course.
Yeah it was a Shih Tzu.
He heard that the clothes were 100% off.
Fellow 1: I was fed up and needed a holiday, so I decided to take my wife and I to the West Indies.
Fellow 2: Jamaica?
Fellow 1: No, she went of her own accord.
According to him they refused to answer
there were a lot of red flags.
He walks into the room and sees his grandfather asleep, so he sits on a chair. There is a bowl of peanuts nearby, so he starts eating them.
After some time, the grandfather wakes up. The man says, "Sorry. I ate all the peanuts."
The grandfather replies, "That's alright. Once I have sucked all the chocolate from them, I don't care for them anymore."
It was pay per view
Nice.
He went to the Go-bi desert.
Nice
Found frozen, they went to see "closed for winter" at the drive in
Tooth-hurty!
He replied "no im the chip monk."
the teacher greeted him and asked his age. The little boy held up four fingers. "Oh, you're four," said the teacher. "And when will you be 5?" The child stared at her and after a few seconds replied, "When I hold up the other finger."
Dad: "I'm going to the optometrist today to get my new glasses".
Son: "then what?".
Dad: "we'll see"
Which was Nice.
“No sir,” He says, “I’m from Minnesota”
“ What the hell do you do in Minnesota” the bartender asks.
“Im a taxidermist!” The man replies.
“What the hell is that!?” The bartender asks.
The guy says nervously “ I umm, mount dead animals”
The bartender smiles and shouts out to the whole bar “ it’s ok fellas, he’s one of us!”
I never liked her after that. We got off on the wrong foot.
It felt like everyone wanted a piece of them
It gives you free cookies.
To get a gnome cooked meal
But somehow I still incurred massive Roman charges.
Mary turns to Joseph and says, "Write that down. It's better than Kevin."
"What can you do?" Asks the Ringleader
"I can imitate a bird" the man replies.
"Ppfff that's nothing" says the Ringleader "Anyone can imitate a bird! get outta here and stop wasting my time!"
The man doesn't argue. He simply gets up and flies out the window.
We see a flock of geese flying in a “V” formation and my dad asks, “Do you know why when geese fly in a ‘V’ it’s never even, there’s always more on one side of the ‘V’ than the other?”
Intrigued, I ask, “Why?”
He says, “Because they always fly in odd numbers..”
I quickly responded European? I thought you were American! My friend just looks at me like well done.
It was O.K.
He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out, I hate visitors.
Eats shoots and leaves
Dad looks at him and says, "I was talking to your girlfriend."
... boring once you know the drill...
The old man didn't quite hear the Doctor and asks his wife, "What did the Doctor say?"
The wife replies, "He wants you to leave your underpants here, dear."
He had a reptile dysfunction
But cat men do.
2:30
They checked the reviews and saw we only have one star.
After checking the reviews, they saw we only had one star.
Most of our reviews are just one star.
