Just some more puns please....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2021
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We tried to invite Gandalf on our Road Trip…

But he told us to fly, fools

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaRealBangoSkank
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2021
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My son asked me to split his shift for chores around the house into two separate parts of the day so he be with his friends, but I refuse.

I just don’t halve time for this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thatspretttyfunny
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2021
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How do you start a party with the solar system?

You plan-it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saltygreenmermaid
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2021
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How do you have a party in space?

Planet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VadersWrathh
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2021
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I wanted to get a poker game together for my birthday,

But with COVID I don’t think it’s in the cards.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ottos_jacket
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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My landlord says he needs to come talk to me about how high my heating bill is.

I told him, "My door is always open".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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Ugh, I have a huge file to decompress. This is going to take forever.

Sigh unzips

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Socrathustra
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2018
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What do you get when you punch a polar bear in the nose?

Eaten

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kornykory
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2017
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My buddy asked if he could crash on my couch tonight...

I had to explain to him that I was married now and that's where I sleep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2017
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How do you have a party in space?

You planet. 🌎

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobertT1222
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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How do you organize a party at space?

Planet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xXIlChaosIlXx
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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