The campaign to elect Kamala Harris as Vice President
...was the most ex-pence-ive in history.
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︎ Jan 22 2021
I call these my Vice President Mike Pants.
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︎ Oct 08 2020
I wrote to the Vice President to ask him to overturn the election results...
But that's just my own To Pence.
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︎ Dec 29 2020
I still believe Bill Clinton's Vice President invented the internet
Why else would we use Al-Gore-Rhythms?
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︎ Nov 29 2020
Since his political career is almost over the US vice president is starting his own soda company.
It's called Pence-a-cola.
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︎ Oct 08 2020
Have you heard about the new Vice Presidential mathcore band?
They found great success using an Al Gore rhythm.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Why was the vice president great at music?
Because he had the algorithm.
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Why did Vice Squad raid the water treatment plant?
They'd received a tip about a bunch of Pumps and Hoses.
(I'm sorry. I just got off work, heard "pumps and hoses" on the radio, and a bad idea was born.)
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︎ Sep 11 2020
What do social media and dancing former vice presidents have in common?
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︎ Sep 18 2020
Vice your meat? Wait. No...
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︎ Jan 16 2020
You could say, Iβve never gotten rid of my bad vices
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︎ Feb 25 2020
Coming up with dad jokes is all about Vice Presidential timing.
There is an Al Gore rhythm.
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︎ Jun 07 2020
I donβt have many vices,
just the one on the workbench in the garage.
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︎ Apr 23 2020
The vice president seemed kind of worried and lost in thought the other day.
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︎ Mar 31 2020
What do you call an ex-Vice President that plays Guitar Hero?
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︎ Mar 20 2020
I heard that a former vice president used to work on math while playing drums...
It is said that he had good AlGoreRhythm.
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︎ Feb 04 2020
We should go into a beautiful forest and make fun of our vice president
If we could just dis Pence with the pleasant trees
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︎ May 03 2019
Why did the Vice-president of the ants need two jobs?
Because he's the second income ant
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︎ Oct 09 2019
Former US Vice President Al Gore is known for having invented the internet ...
Not many people know that he's also a pioneer in Artificial Intelligence and music. In fact, he's just published a new paper detailing a theory that combines his research in both fields.
He calls his theory the "Al-Gore-rhythm".
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︎ Oct 10 2019
What do you get when you mix an ex Vice President with a computer program?
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︎ Sep 19 2019
I need to make a project for school. I've decided to make mine about why some men get madder than some women, or vice versa.
It'll be called "The Gender Rage Gap"
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︎ Nov 07 2018
My social media news feed keeps showing a former vice president dancing to a beat...
... It must be Facebook's Al Gore rhythms.
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︎ Oct 06 2018
Vladimir Putin would make a great Vice President.
He really can see Russia from his house.
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︎ May 25 2019
The movie Vice is really just the biggest Dick pic ever
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︎ Jan 10 2019
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︎ Jul 26 2016
If Bill Clinton's Vice President started a one man band. He'd call it, Al Gore Rhythms.
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︎ Nov 01 2018
What do you call the vice squad officers that specialize in arresting prostitutes?
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︎ Jan 14 2019
The Vice President, his brother, his wife, and their three children were all short on cash so they went to their local church for help. The preacher said he couldnβt spot that many people but pointed them to someone wealthier, who could: Sister Mary.
βSIX Pence? Nun the richer.β
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︎ Dec 29 2018
You know, I've been on this planet for thirty-seven years, amd I've only got two small vices
http://i.imgur.com/LiRlSov.jpg
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︎ May 11 2017
Some people say the Vice President is dragging his feet deciding whether or not to run for President,
but I think he's just Biden his time.
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︎ Oct 06 2015
What do you call the beat to which a vice president dances while solving complex mathematical equations?
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︎ Oct 21 2014
Got my vice principal today.
My friends and I were arm wrestling at lunch, we get around 3 matches in when our vice principal came in and told us we had to stop. We ask why and I say it's because we're not allowed to be armed at school. The vice principal walks away and my friends laugh their asses off. Today was a good day.
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︎ Oct 28 2015
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