A comic series my friend is making about a mustachioed private detective, Jim Velvet and his bumbling partner Humphrey
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rezikmon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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I’m a big fan of velvet, but I can be suede
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theezorama
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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Microsoft has started researching about clothes made of cotton and velvet.

They really want to get into the soft-wear industry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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There's a fine line between corduroy and velvet.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/belsie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2018
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I just bought a book about The Velvet Underground to read whilst on the toilet...

It's my loo reading.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NickNickNick89
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2015
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What’s a monsters favorite kind of sweets?

Dead velvet cake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zomboy_5097
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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A man burst into a ski resort in Vale, Colorado.

He shouted into the room, "Everywhere I go, there's a black bird that sticks to me. He sticks to my fleece jacket, my wool hat, even my velvet gloves!"

The concierge shakes his head and says, "Oh, that's just the Vale crow."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobskimo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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The Bakery (It’s a story)

So I went to a bakery right. I wanted a cake for a friends party. When I asked for a red velvet (his fave) they said they didn’t have any. Well that kinda put me in a sour mood to be honest. One of the bakers pulled me aside and told me he could make one for me. This man really rose to the occasion and saved my day. He even cut the fee (It was the yeast they could do) and I didn’t rye about the wait. I mean if someone is baking you a cake personally I doughnut think you can complain. At the end of the day I got my cake and that was that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperSleepyWulf
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2018
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