Vegetable Stock Puns

A list of puns related to "Vegetable Stock"

I've started investing in stocks: beef, chicken and vegetable

One day, I hope to be a bouillonaire!

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👤︎ u/Degtyrev
📅︎ Dec 06 2020
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Yesterday, our boss Monty asked us to check the stock of vegetable shortening.

It was the count of Monty’s Crisco.

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👤︎ u/VeryOriginalName98
📅︎ Sep 22 2020
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I bought some stocks from vegetable companies.

It didn’t turnip well.

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👤︎ u/Weeb-number-125573
📅︎ Apr 02 2020
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I’ve started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, and vegetable.

One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.

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👤︎ u/Judge-Bredd
📅︎ Nov 17 2020
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I've been investing heavily in chicken, beef, and vegetable stocks

I hope to become a bouillionaire one day

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ May 30 2019
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I've started diversifying my portfolio by investing in different stocks. Primarily beef, chicken, and vegetables...

I hope some day to be a bouillonaire

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👤︎ u/Chateau512
📅︎ Aug 23 2019
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I've begun to heavily invest in stocks: beef, chicken and vegetable.

One day, I hope to be a bouillonaire.

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👤︎ u/mr_snipeypants
📅︎ Dec 17 2018
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