I've been Internet hacking for almost thirty years, and now I want to give it up.
Can someone point me to an Anonymous Anonymous group?
Businesses are starting to open up. In fact, the LEGO store is open now, but I recommend staying away for a while.
People will be lined up for blocks.
I paid off my new limousine up front, but now I can't afford to hire a driver. So much money spent.
And nothing to chauffeur it.
Germany is now requiring people to stock up cheese and sausages due to COVID-19.
This is called the Wurst-Käse Scenario.
The last of my preprepred boards. Might have to put it up outside my house now!
It used to be free to fill your car tire up with air. Now it coasts 1.50. You know why?
Inflation.
If Harry decided to take up painting now he’s stepped back from the royal family...
...he would be the artist formerly known as Prince.
Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
The astrophysics class I was planning to take filled up before I could sign up. Now I have to take something else.
It’s not Rocket Science.
Bruh, now i know why none of my posts have blown up, it's coz i asked to have them all in one piece yesterday.
Putting my son to be and he starts jumping in the bed and doing the regular bed time silly business. I get up to walk out and say “I’m going out now”
He replies with “I’m Leo”. 10/10
My wife told me to go air up my car tires so I got out 75 cents but it turns out its a dollar now
I guess the air compressor market is experiencing a bit of inflation.....
It's so hot here in Australia right now that I have taken to leaving the toilet seat up...
... just to get those chilling, icy stares from my wife.
I gave up Quarter Pounders and now I’m half the man I used to be.
I’m a fraction hero.
Went to the store yesterday and had some Life cereal among my groceries. After we paid I picked up the cereal box, looked my wife in the eyes and said, "I guess this is my Life now"
Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
It used to be free to fill your car tire up with air. Now it costs 1.50.
Inflation...
"My dad got me with this one: 'Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.'”
