Unlawfully Puns

Unlawful means against the law, while the other is a sick bird

Unfortunately my 'free hugs' campaign isn't going well right now.

There's one case where a middle eastern food truck was using organ meat instead of chickpeas! Yeah, the unlawful falafel was awful offal.

One means it's against the law. The other is a sick bird.

-Told to me by my dad, about 40 years ago.

I was charged with unlawful possession of a firearm.

While having a conversation with my wife's uncle about how it's illegal to round up the wild horses around my neighborhood, he came out with this joke:

Uncle: "Well do you know what the difference between unlawful and illegal is?"

Me: "What's that?"

Uncle: "Well unlawful is against the law, and illegal is a sick bird".

One is in violation of the law and the other is a sick bird

One is an action that is not authorized by the law, the other is a sick bird.

One mean's it's against the law. The other is a sick bird.

Illegal is a sick bird.

Unlawful is against the law. Illegal is just a sick bird.

One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.

One’s against the law and the other is a sick bird.

Unlawful means "against the law" and illegal is a sick bird.

Unlawful is something against the law, illegal is a sick bird.

One is a crime and the other's a sick bird.

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One gets you in trouble and the other is a sick bird.

Unlawful is against the law and illegal is a sick bird.

Unlawful means something is against the law, while illegal is a sick bird.

Ones breaking the law and the others a sick bird.

One is against the law, and the other is a sick bird.

Unlawful is against the law and illegal is a sick bird!