Undertaker Puns

A list of puns related to "Undertaker"

A new Egyptian undertakers have opened up in town. Their motto....

"Satisfaction Guaranteed....Or Your Mummy Back."

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Apr 03 2021
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My friend who is a snake charmer is marrying an undertaker.

I bought them some 'Hiss and Hearse' towels as a wedding gift.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Feb 02 2021
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I was offered a job as an undertaker but I turned it down

I couldn't dig it.

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👤︎ u/yashrajt
📅︎ Feb 22 2021
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How did The Undertaker hurt his back?

He was dead lifting

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👤︎ u/InfiniteElway
📅︎ Oct 20 2020
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The WWE wrestler, The Undertaker, does not give autographs.

He is known to engrave things, though.

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👤︎ u/Naitraen
📅︎ Jun 29 2020
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Coffin undertaker is a dying business
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👤︎ u/goodmug
📅︎ Nov 22 2019
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The Undertaker is a friend to all.

He's the last guy to let you down

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👤︎ u/timthedriller
📅︎ Nov 26 2019
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What did the undertaker say when he realized he'd buried the wrong coffin?

I've made a grave mistake

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👤︎ u/MakeMeADonut
📅︎ Jul 30 2019
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On my first day as undertaker, I managed to drop the coffin as I was loading it onto the car.

My boss was supportive and told me I just had to rehearse it.

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👤︎ u/Berd89
📅︎ Jul 28 2019
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How does an undertaker make his money?

He urns it.

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👤︎ u/BiggiePhats
📅︎ Sep 20 2018
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The Undertaker opened a pizza place, but it isn’t doing very well

Apparently he just serves Tombstones

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👤︎ u/Souplorde
📅︎ Jan 29 2019
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You guys know the undertaker vs Kane buried alive match?

Yeah they were both in grave danger.

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👤︎ u/Ghost_Wish
📅︎ Dec 28 2018
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Undertakers are always deadlifting.
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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Sep 24 2018
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Just found out how I’ll be paying my income tax in my new job as an undertaker.

It’ll be pay as you urn.

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👤︎ u/littleboypunder
📅︎ Mar 26 2018
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Why did the undertaker get kicked out of the poker tournament?

He stiffed on a bet.

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👤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
📅︎ Feb 05 2017
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What does the undertaker use to capitalize his letters when typing an essay?

The graveyard shift

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👤︎ u/imthexbot
📅︎ Aug 15 2013
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Our local undertaker is Egyptian.

His motto is satisfaction guaranteed or your mummy back.

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👤︎ u/Brucemoose1
📅︎ Jul 09 2020
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I got offered a job as an undertaker but I turned it down.

I couldn't dig it.

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👤︎ u/Mistah-S
📅︎ Jun 05 2019
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