john cena?
more like john see? nah
Why is John Cena always invisible?
"Because he's JOHN SEE NAH (No see)"
- my boomer dad who I thought he's asking a genuine question
What hospital ward is john cena afraid of?
ICU
What do John Cena and my sense of humor have in common?
They're invisible
They say John Cena's in the new fast and furious movie
But I didn't see him
John Cena emerges from a deep slumber only to find he has wound up in the hospital.
JC: where am I?
Nurse: ICU.
JC: No you canβt.
(la) Cena in Spanish means "the dinner"
And here I thought John Cena looks more like a snacc.
What room is John Cena scared of?
The ICU room
I recently talked about a John Cena joke with my sister, but she didn't seem to understand the joke, so I started to explain to her who John Cena is. She then asked me whether or not I seriously think that she doesn't know who John Cena is. I then told her:
"Well, I just thought you might have never seen him before."
Why were the vowels sad when they said John Cena would show up
It's not like U could see him anyway
John Cena: *wakes up from coma* where am I? Nurse: ICU.
John Cena: oh ok
What's the only place John Cena won't go in a hospital?
ICU
What do you call a man who's dating John Cena's daughter?
. . An Ambulance [I'm sure he didn't see it coming]
You've probably never noticed it, but John Cena has a cameo in almost every movie...
... you just can't see him!
My wife told me that John Cena and his wife are getting divorced...
She got tired of not being able to see him.
Everyone keeps talking about John Cena & Nikki Bella's breakup....
I just honestly can't see them together.
Where do you see John Cena?
At the Cenama
^^I'm ^^sorry
Does John Cena still wrestle?
I haven't seen him in a while.
Why do you have to email John Cena directly?
You can't CC him.
WWE decided to stop John Cena pay-per-view events in the United Kingdom.
Because when John Cena visits UK, EU can't see him.
Ba dum tss
John Cena: *wakes up in hospital* Where am I? Doctor:ICU John Cena: No you cant
John Cena was taken to the hospital while unconscious...
"Where am I?" "ICU" "No you don't"
