All fucking day I see these things on Reddit. I'm tired of it. It was actually kind of funny at first, and I liked some of the videos that came out of it, but now it's just ridiculous.
Now all it's all just low effort comments like this. You can't have a discussion about the WWE anywhere without it being brought up (outside of /r/squaredcircle).
Don't just take one comment as proof, though. This AMA request is probably the worst example of it yet. All they want to do is force their dank maymays on the poor guy.
He's actually a really great guy in real life, it's a shame his internet reputation has been reduced to this. He's done over 500 Make-A-Wishes and just seems like a cool guy.
In true Reddit fashion, a subreddit has already been setup for these things, /r/unexpectedcena. You can probably already notice the stupidity there. In a subreddit called /r/unexpectedcena, you fucking expect Cena to be in everything so what's the fucking point.
Same goes with /r/unexpectedjihad. While /r/unexpectedjihad is certainly more edgy (actually edgy, not in the sense of the word that the internet ruined), I'll admit I've had a chuckle from both subs, but it just gets ruined when you expect it to happen. Now to be fair, they've actually created a Chrome plugin recently that changes the name of the sub on your front page to whatever you want it to be, so you could change it to /r/videos so that you'd actually be surprised, and that's kind of neat. I just don't see how they were so big before then.
Not wanting to be left in the dust, the typical commenting Redditor feels the need to comment these types of jokes when it is relevant. Or "relevant" in their eyes. Meaning every time John Cena is mentioned.
And it's not just Cena. Everywhere you go you see things like this. It's a weird category of Reddit memes, popular jokes that everybody on the internet kinda knows but never gets big enough to be considered overused by most people, like most of the typical image macro templates (what you see on /r/adviceanimals).
More of these "Reddit jokes" would be unexpected Jihad (as previously mentioned) and Unidan/Crows/Jackdaw. I'm so fucking tired of seeing the
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Whose Line is it Wednesdays is finally back after a long break! I thought I would never do one of these again. Thank goodness for holidays.
Anyways.
The rules:
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Keep skits in the form of a statement, not a question.
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Any skits longer than two lines should be in quotations.
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If you add any additional commentary, put the skit in quotations.
EXAMPLE:
>Things you can say about JOHN CENA but not your gf.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otc0I30GGVc
In response to Drew asking John when he will have children, he said, βI think just because you might be good at something, for me, is not a strong enough reason to do that. You have to have passion for it. You have to have a fuel for it.β
Like seriously, does she do any research at all on her guests?! He literally broke up with his fiancΓ©e because she wanted kids & he didnβt. Not to mention, the man does a shitload for kids via different charities! (I think he may even hold the record for most βMake-A-Wishesβ, though donβt quote me).
Not everyone needs children for their lives to be fulfilling!
Every feat presented in surprise John Cena videos becomes reality. For example, if Goku is fighting Cell and says "I need someone to take over... AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA", then John Cena now has the powers necessary to fight Cell, and so on for every video.
Who is the weakest person who can take on this version of John Cena? More examples for reference.
Itβs gotta be right up there with Dak, Kareem, and others. Might even be worse. Incredibly awkward and dreadful interview. John was not in the right headspace for the pod and it became a mess. Where does this one rank for you guys?
I remember seeing this just earlier today, but going back to look for it seems like it isn't there. I swear I had saved it, but maybe it was deleted. If anyone has a link to the imgur album that'd be awesome!
Basically, it was a guy messaging a girl and since her bio was empty he decided to create a story about her. She goes along with it and he has her text him a secret phrase that ends with his John Cena response.
