79% of people don't know opposite words for the following.
- Always
- Coming
- From
- Take
- Me
- Down
When the moon hits your knees and you mispronounce trees
Sycamore
When do you know a joke is a dad joke?
When the punchline is a parent
I got my wife a copy of the Pixar movie Up when it came out a long time ago, but she dropped it while opening it. She dropped it so many times over the years that the box is very damaged and the disc is no longer playable. Her other movies are perfectly fine, but not this one.
She did not hold Up well.
