what do you call a tree that will never give you up, never let you down, never gonna run around and desert you?

rick ash-tree

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imboredwithlyf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Added Never Gonna Give You Up to my Spotify playlist and put it on shuffle. I call it, "Rick Roulette"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChickenNugget6475
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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Rick Astley played β€˜Never gonna give you up’ while rapidly moving downhill sideways

It’s called Rick Rolling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Assfrontation
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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Never gonna give you up
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Captainspookle
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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Never gonna give you up
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stolen_Burrito
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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Rick Astley has a large collection of Pixar movies, and he'll let you borrow them. Except for one, he's never gonna give you Up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jwitmerhut
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2015
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Three things Christ promises he will never do: Won't leave you broken-hearted (Psalm 147:3), won't reject you (John 6:37), and won't leave you nor forsake you (Hebrews 13:5).

In essence, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BillyBob_TX
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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Rick Astley doesn't mind giving away his Disney movies collection...

But he's still never gonna give you Up. Especially remastered in 4k.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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Rick Astley rents the movie Up from the rental store, 3 weeks later he gets a call from the rental store employees saying that his rental is 3 weeks overdue, what does Rick Astley say?

Never gonna give you Up!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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What is the opposite of "always won't take them down"?

Never gonna give you up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zuwiboiii
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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There are reports that, because of the covid outbreak, Rick Astley is hoarding copies of a 2009 Pixar film, and all albums by a southern metal band from New Orleans. He is not allowing anyone to borrow them. It's also said that Mr. Astley is refusing to go out and purchase cake for others.

To summarize:

He's never gonna give you Up

Never gonna lend you Down

Never gonna run around, and dessert you.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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Ran into Rick Astley. He gave me his entire Pixar collection, except one of them.

He started dancing and said, "Never gonna give you 'Up'."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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Rick Astley once called me to borrow all my Pixar DVDs..

I told him "You can have DVDs for Cars, Monsters Inc, Finding Nemo but I am never gonna give you UP!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aabesh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2018
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This guy thinks I'm not a good friend cuz I won't lend him my copy of a Pixar film

I'm never gonna give you UP, but I'm never gonna let you down...

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πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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Every time my dad tells this it gets just a little more elaborate. But this is how I remember it.

Paul has a shitty life, his wife constantly berates him, his job sucks, his boss is a bully, his car is a shitty 85 ford pinto with a cracked windshield and is in bad need of a new transmission and to top it all off he's chubby, balding, and he has a small penis.

The only thing good in Paul's life is his friend Artie. Artie isn't the brightest bulb in the world, but he's always been there for Paul in the tough times. On October 5, 1953 Artie stood up for Paul against his bully in 7th grade. Artie got his ass handed to him at that time, but so did Paul. That incident resulted in a life long friendship. Paul and Artie went to the same High School together. They traveled around Europe that one summer in college. Artie was Paul's best man at his wedding. Everyone thought speech Artie gave was terrible, But Paul loved it Artie was his best friend.

Artie's life wasn't much better either, he never had the smarts for that great Job. In fact he was stuck in a dead end job as a construction labourer. Artie's car was pretty shitty too. Artie never married, but he was happy in the knowledge that at least he didn't end up with Paul's shitty wife.

For Paul's 46th birthday Artie was pretty broke, so all he could get his friend was a single lottery ticket. Artie being the sentimental guy that he was picked the date of the start of their friendship, and their respective ages (46, 45). Paul loved the present, and thought that the two of them should go to the Legion that friday to split a round of beers and listen to them call out the numbers.

On Friday they are both sitting there at the Legion having a laugh over a couple of beers when the cute lottery girl comes on the t.v. to read out the numbers. Paul pulls out the ticket and spreads it out on the beer stained table in front of them. The lottery girl starts reading out the numbers, 45, 10, 05. Both of Paul and Artie's hearts start beating, thats 200$ already. 53, Holy crap thats like a 10, 000 ticket. They both start losing their shit. 46....... Paul feints. He just won the jackpot. 37million dollars.

Two minutes later Artie finally revives Paul. Paul and Artie celebrate the night away, buy round after round for the people at the Legion and get absolutely shittered. They close out the bar and as the ugly lights come on they stumble blitzed, singing, onto the street arm in arm with the winning lottery ticket in hand and start the long walk back to Paul's place.

Halfway home, Paul comes to two drunken

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2014
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I will give you my entire Pixar collection

But I am never gonna give you Up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ultimateadem
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Disney collection...

Except for the movie Up. He's never gonna give you Up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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Why should you never ask Rick Astley to borrow his Pixar collection?

Because he’s never gonna give you β€œUp.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingInTheNorth57
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, except for one.

He’s never gonna give you Up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tmarsee530
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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Which Pixar movie will Rick Astley never lend you?

He's never gonna give you Up

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πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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Rick Astley will give you any movie from his Pixar collection

but he’s never gonna give you Up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/corn_n_potatoes
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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Rick Astley will lend you any Pixar film apart from one

He's never gonna give you Up

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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Rick Astley will let you borrow any of his movies except for one...

He’s never gonna give you Up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StellarLime911
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, except one.

He's never gonna give you Up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Typical_Blueberry
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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Did you know Rick Astley was a huge Pixar fan? He will lend you any movie except one.

He’s never gonna give you Up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zomghi5
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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Rick Astley has a lot of Pixar movies, and he'll give you one if you ask...

...but he's never gonna give you Up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sssstephanman44
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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You can ask Rick Astley for his collection of Pixars movies all you want

He's never gonna give you Up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iAmZel
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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Rick Astley gives you almost all of his Pixar move collection

He’s never gonna give you Up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awildspenappears
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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I heard that Rick Astley will lend you any title from his collection of Pixar movies except one

He's never gonna give you "Up"

Courtesy of my dad, of course

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adambuccowich
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2016
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Rick astley will let you borrow any movie from is Pixar collection. Except one.

He's never gonna give you up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/P4743
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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Rick Astley's Movie Collection

Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Disney collection except for one.

He's never gonna give you Up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/not_hacking12
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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You can borrow just about any Disney/Pixar movie from Rick Astley... all but one:

He’s never gonna give you Up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nCRedditor-21
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his pixar movies,

But he's never gonna give you up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/officialmrkiller
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except one...

...he's never gonna give you Up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2018
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Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his pixar collection but one.

He's never gonna give you Up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gaberz24
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2017
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Rick Astley is an avid Disney/Pixar collector and very generous at that if you ask him to he will borrow you any DVD in his collection except one

He's never gonna give you 'Up'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattmilli1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2018
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Rick Astley is such a big fan of Pixar movies...

He's never gonna give you Up.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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Rick Astley will let you borrow anything from his Pixar collection...

... but he's never gonna give you Up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpicySoupSupreme
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2013
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Did you know Rick Astley will lend you his entire Disney film collection, except one.

He's never gonna give you up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/middladd
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2017
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He'll happily let you borrow any of his Disney Pixar DVD's except for one...

Rick is never gonna give you Up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bboyvad3r
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2016
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Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his movie collection except one.

He's never gonna give you UP

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πŸ‘€︎ u/letMonkeyDrive
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2014
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Rick Astley Will Lend You Any Pixar Movie

But he's Never Gonna Give You Up.

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πŸ“…︎ May 31 2017
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Rick Astley will let you borrow any of his Pixar movies...

But he's never gonna give you Up.

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