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It’s called Rick Rolling
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In essence, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
But he's still never gonna give you Up. Especially remastered in 4k.
Never gonna give you Up!
Never gonna give you up.
To summarize:
He's never gonna give you Up
Never gonna lend you Down
Never gonna run around, and dessert you.
He started dancing and said, "Never gonna give you 'Up'."
I told him "You can have DVDs for Cars, Monsters Inc, Finding Nemo but I am never gonna give you UP!"
I'm never gonna give you UP, but I'm never gonna let you down...
Paul has a shitty life, his wife constantly berates him, his job sucks, his boss is a bully, his car is a shitty 85 ford pinto with a cracked windshield and is in bad need of a new transmission and to top it all off he's chubby, balding, and he has a small penis.
The only thing good in Paul's life is his friend Artie. Artie isn't the brightest bulb in the world, but he's always been there for Paul in the tough times. On October 5, 1953 Artie stood up for Paul against his bully in 7th grade. Artie got his ass handed to him at that time, but so did Paul. That incident resulted in a life long friendship. Paul and Artie went to the same High School together. They traveled around Europe that one summer in college. Artie was Paul's best man at his wedding. Everyone thought speech Artie gave was terrible, But Paul loved it Artie was his best friend.
Artie's life wasn't much better either, he never had the smarts for that great Job. In fact he was stuck in a dead end job as a construction labourer. Artie's car was pretty shitty too. Artie never married, but he was happy in the knowledge that at least he didn't end up with Paul's shitty wife.
For Paul's 46th birthday Artie was pretty broke, so all he could get his friend was a single lottery ticket. Artie being the sentimental guy that he was picked the date of the start of their friendship, and their respective ages (46, 45). Paul loved the present, and thought that the two of them should go to the Legion that friday to split a round of beers and listen to them call out the numbers.
On Friday they are both sitting there at the Legion having a laugh over a couple of beers when the cute lottery girl comes on the t.v. to read out the numbers. Paul pulls out the ticket and spreads it out on the beer stained table in front of them. The lottery girl starts reading out the numbers, 45, 10, 05. Both of Paul and Artie's hearts start beating, thats 200$ already. 53, Holy crap thats like a 10, 000 ticket. They both start losing their shit. 46....... Paul feints. He just won the jackpot. 37million dollars.
Two minutes later Artie finally revives Paul. Paul and Artie celebrate the night away, buy round after round for the people at the Legion and get absolutely shittered. They close out the bar and as the ugly lights come on they stumble blitzed, singing, onto the street arm in arm with the winning lottery ticket in hand and start the long walk back to Paul's place.
Halfway home, Paul comes to two drunken
... keep reading on reddit ➡But I am never gonna give you Up
Except for the movie Up. He's never gonna give you Up.
Because he’s never gonna give you “Up.”
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He's never gonna give you "Up"
Courtesy of my dad, of course
He's never gonna give you up
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Disney collection except for one.
He's never gonna give you Up.
He’s never gonna give you Up.
But he's never gonna give you up.
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He's never gonna give you Up.
He's never gonna give you 'Up'
He's never gonna give you Up.
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Rick is never gonna give you Up.
He's never gonna give you UP
But he's Never Gonna Give You Up.
But he's never gonna give you Up.
