How did The Undertaker hurt his back?

He was dead lifting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InfiniteElway
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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The WWE wrestler, The Undertaker, does not give autographs.

He is known to engrave things, though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
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The Undertaker is a friend to all.

He's the last guy to let you down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timthedriller
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What did the undertaker say when he realized he'd buried the wrong coffin?

I've made a grave mistake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MakeMeADonut
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On my first day as undertaker, I managed to drop the coffin as I was loading it onto the car.

My boss was supportive and told me I just had to rehearse it.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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The Undertaker opened a pizza place, but it isn’t doing very well

Apparently he just serves Tombstones

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Souplorde
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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You guys know the undertaker vs Kane buried alive match?

Yeah they were both in grave danger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ghost_Wish
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Why did the undertaker get kicked out of the poker tournament?

He stiffed on a bet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
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What does the undertaker use to capitalize his letters when typing an essay?

The graveyard shift

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There was a man that wasn't allowed to fart.

Since he started dating, his girlfriend would chastise him to great lengths everytime he felt the need to fart.

After they got married, the situation was maintained. He couldn't possibly fart near his wife. Sometimes he had to leave the house, just to pass some gas.

When he was really old, he died peacefully during in his sleep while lying on his back. She called the undertaker, so the arrangements for the funeral could be made.

When the undertaker rolled the man of the bed, there was a massive fart. The undertaker looked to the now widow to see how she was going to react, but she simply said:

"No need to chastise him anymore. Hee can RIP in Peace!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DangerASA
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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A facepalmer from my Dad.

Backstory: Family friend has a new job, he's an Undertaker. He was in hospital because of a serious lung infection.

Dad: 'By the way [family friend] is an Undertaker now'.

Me: 'what!? Of all jobs I would have never have guessed that'.

Dad: 'yeh it surprised me too, he was in hospital not too long ago and was in a bad way'.

Step mother: 'yeh he had something with his lungs, an infection I think like pneumonia, almost killed him' .

Dad: 'doesn't surprise me though with him being in hospital, probably because of all that coffin'.

Dad: starts giggling to himself.

Me: 'really?...'.

Dad: 'what? I thought that was quite good'.

He has his moments.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HoboOfTheSeas
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I thought I might start up a funeral home.

But it turned out to be quite the undertaking.

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