I really like this song, the description says it is by Kevin Macleod, but it doesnβt say the actual song title.
Hi guys, my Russian isn't so good (yet) and I don't have a Russian keyboard, so I'll write in English.
I'm planning to make a Russian lunch (a simple three-course afair) for my daughters 1 year birthday celebration and I would like to serve Ukha. I remember I loved it growing up, but I don't know the recipe.
Obviously I can google a recipe, but I thought I'd ask here in /r/russia instead and perhaps someone offers their grandmothers recipe :)
Most important question is, what fish should I use?
Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
Pilot on me!!
Theyβre on standbi
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
