He said nothing
I’ve had a ruff day.
Today was ruff
Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
Note: This is not real i just said it for the joke.
The bartender asks: "Why the long face". The dog responds: "Times been ruff"
Because the side he was on was too ruff.
Ruff!
I said I didn’t want my good boy to get Dand-ruff!
Ear pugs. They work ok but they go in a bit ruff.
"Sorry about her. Her specialty is also roofing."
Blank stares. My talents are so wasted without kids.
...his response was rough.
Mark “RUFF”alo!
(Courtesy of my husband lol)
I think he has arf-ritis.
The bark.
Do you know why?
It's ruff.
it's way to ruff
A guy goes to a famous tv producer and claims he's got a talking dog, and tells the producer that he should put them both on tv.
"Ok," the guy says, "let's hear it."
"Ok Fido, what do you call the top part of a house?"
"ROOF!"
"Good boy! Now tell me Fido, what does sandpaper feel like?"
"RUFF!"
"Well done! One last question: who's the best baseball player of all time?"
"RUTH!"
At this point the man turns to the producer, who kicks him out for wasting his time with an obvious scam.
As the man and his dog are walking down the street dejected, the dog turns to his owner and says, "I shoulda said DiMaggio..."
The hardest part was getting the bark off.
you'll have a ruff day.
Now it's a diamond in the ruff.
He was going through a ruff time
You can see that hes going through ruff times.
his Bach is worse than his bite.
Because everybody kept telling him to get along little doggy
She has arffritis.
*wife snorts from the kitchen.
... they said just this once, they would let it slide
It was too ruff
