A rare bird that's a little ruff around the edges
A man walks into a zoo and the only animal there was a dog
I once took a college course on baking boutique dog treats, but I flunked out.
My dog didn't eat my homework.
The other day, I opened the door to two policemen who told me “we’ve had reports from your neighbours that your dog was chasing a kid on a bike.”
I said, “that’s ridiculous. My dog doesn’t even know how to ride a bike.”
How do you stop an argument between two deaf people?
I couldn’t sleep with my neighbor’s dogs constantly barking.
what do you get if you cross a train with a dog?
What’s the difference between a man and a dog?
A man wears trousers. A dog pants.
I just found out I'm color blind.
The news came out of the purple.
Please help me?
Hey guys, if you could I would love any input on helping me making Chihuahua puns! If you can think of any please comment them🙏🙏🙏
I asked my dog how his week was going
A dog walks into a saloon
He looks at the bartender and says, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”
Do you know what it's like to be a dog?
people think being a dog is easy...
it's actually a little ruff.
I bought a dog from a machinist
But as soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door
My wife asked if i had seen the dog bowl
I said I didn't know he did
What do dogs enjoy eating most in the morning?
What do you call a dog on your jeans?
Did you hear about the new Dog-friendly subdivision....
I hear it's a ruff neighborhood.
I asked my dog what's two minus two
What happened to the dog that swallowed a watch?
Jeff it looks like you’re in a ruff situation..
My son came downstairs this morning with a big old smile on his face, so I asked him, "Do you know where happiness is made?!" He shrugged and said, "No idea, were?" I smiled back and replied...
The World Health Organization announced that dogs cannot contract COVID-19.
Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
Note: This is not real i just said it for the joke.
I have 2 dogs, named Milo and Otis. I called for Milo to give him his medicine...Otis showed up trying his best to look like Milo...
Otis was trying to be an imPAWSter 😎
That's why it sounded ruff.
Boy, this traffic is ruff
What kind of market does a dog hate?
What do you call it when a dog swallows your engagement ring?
Diamond in the ruff.
I work overnight and I'm drunk and I tried to freestyle a joke for my gf to annoy her. This is what I came up with. She wasn't amused
My wife asked if I saw the dog bowl.
Frankly, I never knew he could.
It’s been a ruff day for this farmer
Shark is having a ruff day
Had to have a chat with my dog about his behavior
...his response was rough.
Sometimes, my dog's barking frustrates me.
He sure knows how to give me a ruff time.
My dog is getting really moody in her old age...
I think she's going through Menopaws.
I asked my dog how his week has been going
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