A list of puns related to "Tying"
The bartender says, “Hey! Aren’t you the rope that I just threw out?”
The rope replied, “No. I’m a frayed knot.”
I thought: "Why knot?"
but I’m knot
Concatenate.
I thought ‘knot on my watch’
easier to get a head
I am married for the 3rd time, does that count?
“I shit, you knot.”
It would be a knot for profit organization.
He hopes to make a bundle!
Without hesitating, I respond, "You know, that's knot in a cord with what most people call good manners."
One does knot simply.
It's a great bonding experience!
Breaking Noose
As he puts it,
"I get by with a little help from my hens."
"I get high with a little help from my hens."
Dad: hey son, why do you think they strap the boat to the top of the car like that?
Me: well, if it was flipped the other way, I would think the wind would catch it or something.
Dad: no, they do that because if the car flipped on a bridge over water, the boat would let them float on the water.
Me: sigh
It was a huge waist of time.
A tight supremacist
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