Treater Puns

It didn't taste right

I asked him "Who are you meant to be?"

He said "I'm a little Death"

So I shouted "WHO ARE YOU MEANT TO BE?"

Dad: what are you? Kid: a zombie Dad: oh... but you look so lifelike.

He dressed up to give out candy, and every time he opened to door, the family's small dog would run up behind him to investigate. Every time a Trick-or-treater looked at the dog he would ask "How do you like my cat's Halloween costume?"

I was left home to greet the trick or treaters, and give out the candy from the big black cauldron by the door.

"So I have a Cauldron of Duty." Groans

Proof: https://mobile.twitter.com/mrburkemath/status/660577373377703936