Why are Dutch so good with compromises?

They don't have any hills to die on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kizilsakal
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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My colleagues at work gave me the nickname β€œMr. Compromise”.

It wasn’t my first choice, but I’m ok with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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I wanted to see a fortune teller but my wife didn’t want to because they’re always so depressed. So we compromised and found...

A happy medium

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GDGameplayer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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A sandwich is a compromise

Meat in the middle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whatastupidpunt
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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When you're unsure whether to open a store or a studio, so you compromise and open a
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πŸ‘€︎ u/glorious_Gongniu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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β€œJudge, I want to contest 60% of my parking tickets!”

Judge: Repeat infractions?

Man: Fine. I want to contest 3/5 of my parking tickets!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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My daughter received $46 cash in a birthday card

She commented, "that's an odd amount." I told her for being a math honors student, I would think she'd recognize that 46 is an even number.

She rated my comment a 6 out of 10 on the Dad joke scale.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoMaicanMeCrazy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2016
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What do you call a quad amputee floating in the ocean?

Bob...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fthisguy69420
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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There was once a baker who was secretly dating two women.

Their names were Edith and Kate. And neither one knew of the other.

The baker loved them both, but couldn't decide on who to remain loyal to.

When the women found out about their shared man, rather than fight, they decided to compromise.

The baker was thrilled because he finally could have his Kate and Edith too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirMalcolmK
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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If you can be bought...

If you can be induced to compromise your principles for money, that makes you a horrible person.

^^^([whoreable])

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πŸ‘€︎ u/willyyam
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2014
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My coworkers gave me the nickname Mr. Compromise.

It wasn’t my first choice, but I’m okay with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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My nickname at work is Mr. Compromise.

It wasn’t my first choice, but I’m okay with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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My colleagues at work have given me the nickname β€œMr. Compromise.”

It’s not my first choice, but I’m ok with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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At the office, the nickname that my coworkers gave me is β€˜Mr. Compromise”.

It isn’t my first choice, but I can live with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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At work, my colleagues have given me the nickname "Mr. Compromise."

It wasn't my first choice, but I'm ok with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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