The hardware store just told me they didn’t have any intermediate paint colors between green and violet.

That was out of the blue.

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I just dad joked my accounting professor and made her cry from laughing.

Someone asked about extra credit.

Professor: "I'm sorry I don't give extra credit in this class"

Me: "yeah but do you give extra debit?"

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We were checking into a swanky hotel.

As my father and I stood at the counter giving our information the desk attendant asked.

“Do you have a floor preference?”

My Dad: “yes I would like a floor...?!”

Desk clerk: “No sir, what level?”

My Dad: “I’ve done this a few times... so how about intermediate”

I swear I could hear eyes rolling all over the lobby.

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