A list of puns related to "Grubbing"
Grub hub
(please don't shoot me)
Grub Hub.
Iโll show myself out.
The sheriff decided that he needed to stop them so he rounded up his deputies and they rode out in search of the gang.
After a couple of days everyone was tired and hungry so one of the deputies rode up to sheriff and said โLook sheriff we are all too tired, why donโt you guys rest up here and Iโll ride 4 miles north and two miles east and see if I canโt find us some grub?, Iโll be back by morningโ
The sheriff agrees and off the deputy rides 4 miles north and two miles east.
The next morning the deputy returns with all his packs full of bacon! The sheriff says โwhere the hell did you get all that bacon out here in the middle of nowhere!โ
Deputy says โwell you see sheriff I rode 4 miles north and 2 miles east and I swear to god thereโs this bacon tree just sitting there! A tree that is full of bacon!โ
โBullshit!โ Says the sheriff โyou stay here Iโm going to check this out!โ
So off the sheriff rides the same as the deputy did.
The next morning the deputy seeโs the sheriff crawling towards the camp with arrows sticking out of his back.
Deputy says to the sheriff โ Boss what the hell happened!โ
The sheriff looks up from the ground and says โBACON TREE, BACON TREE, that wasnโt a damn bacon tree you idiot it was a Hambush!โ
Researchers have discovered that when mixed with spices found in popular Hispanic dishes, ground peanuts make a great meat substitute!
It's also been found that an offshoot of the banana family, when fried, makes an awesome faux-fish sandwich!
Craving a frozen treat, but can't handle dairy? Some have found that chilled grapes and prunes can hit that sweet spot in a healthy way!
Keep experimenting with cruelty-free ideas!
TL/DR:
If you like peanut-chiladas, and getting cod from plantains, if you're not into yogurt 'cause you have lactose pains, you could make a lovely delight with some prunes and some grapes. Here's the grub that you've looked for, get that meat off your plate!
they just grub me the wrong way
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