what food delivery service is the most popular with insects?

Grub hub

(please don't shoot me)

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/eat-rainbows
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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Where do Timon and Pumbaa order their food from?

Grub Hub.

Iโ€™ll show myself out.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/drsideburns
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In the old Wild West there was a notorious gang of dangerous outlaws, theyโ€™d just attacked a town.

The sheriff decided that he needed to stop them so he rounded up his deputies and they rode out in search of the gang.

After a couple of days everyone was tired and hungry so one of the deputies rode up to sheriff and said โ€œLook sheriff we are all too tired, why donโ€™t you guys rest up here and Iโ€™ll ride 4 miles north and two miles east and see if I canโ€™t find us some grub?, Iโ€™ll be back by morningโ€

The sheriff agrees and off the deputy rides 4 miles north and two miles east.

The next morning the deputy returns with all his packs full of bacon! The sheriff says โ€œwhere the hell did you get all that bacon out here in the middle of nowhere!โ€

Deputy says โ€œwell you see sheriff I rode 4 miles north and 2 miles east and I swear to god thereโ€™s this bacon tree just sitting there! A tree that is full of bacon!โ€

โ€œBullshit!โ€ Says the sheriff โ€œyou stay here Iโ€™m going to check this out!โ€

So off the sheriff rides the same as the deputy did.

The next morning the deputy seeโ€™s the sheriff crawling towards the camp with arrows sticking out of his back.

Deputy says to the sheriff โ€œ Boss what the hell happened!โ€

The sheriff looks up from the ground and says โ€œBACON TREE, BACON TREE, that wasnโ€™t a damn bacon tree you idiot it was a Hambush!โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/FleetChief
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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Interesting breakthroughs in plant-based diets!

Researchers have discovered that when mixed with spices found in popular Hispanic dishes, ground peanuts make a great meat substitute!

It's also been found that an offshoot of the banana family, when fried, makes an awesome faux-fish sandwich!

Craving a frozen treat, but can't handle dairy? Some have found that chilled grapes and prunes can hit that sweet spot in a healthy way!

Keep experimenting with cruelty-free ideas!

TL/DR:

If you like peanut-chiladas, and getting cod from plantains, if you're not into yogurt 'cause you have lactose pains, you could make a lovely delight with some prunes and some grapes. Here's the grub that you've looked for, get that meat off your plate!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Chadimus_Prime
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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I don't care for larvae

they just grub me the wrong way

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thatoneidoit
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 20 2015
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