Someone stole the toilet seat at the police station
Investigators have nothing to go on.
Two flies were fighting on a toilet seat
Do you use toilet seat liners in public restrooms?
Or do you not give a crap
What did the toilet seat wear to the party?
I'm absolutely terrible about leaving the toilet seat up, I admit.
But I probably shouldn't have married a blind woman and like to laugh so much.
My wife yelled at me to put the toilet seat down
I can’t even remember why I was carrying it around
If you slide around too much on the toilet seat
You might get a turd degree burn.
If you sit on a toilet seat, you are connecting your butthole to a city network of buttholes...
And that's a huge ass connection.
It's so hot here in Australia right now that I have taken to leaving the toilet seat up...
... just to get those chilling, icy stares from my wife.
Her: In the future, can you put the toilet seat down?
Me: Now I need to know how to time travel?
A broken toilet seat makes a shitty toboggan
My wife told me to put down the toilet seat.
So I walked over to it and said, "You stink of urine!"
I found a snake under my toilet seat...
Turns out it was a butt viper.
Any new leads on the missing toilet seats?
Not yet, we still have nothing to go on.
This toilet seat cover’s brand name...
Why did the pubic hair on the toilet seat, drown?
"Wanna hear a dirty joke? Wanna know why they make toilet seats so freezing cold?"
"So it'll freeze the shit out of you."
Also,
"Here I sit all brokenhearted: tried to shit and only farted."
My wife yelled at me, telling me to put the toilet seat down...
Don't know why I was carrying it around in the first place.
Someone stole all the toilet seats at the police station.
The police are trying to find the thief but they have nothing to go on.
There were 2 fly’s on a toilet seat.
If you sit on a toilet seat, you are connecting your butthole to a city network of buttholes.
And that's a huge ass connection.
My wife just told me to put the toilet seat down.
I don't know why I was carrying it around in the first place
Two fleas were sitting on a toilet seat
One of them got pissed off.
What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?
Two flies are arguing on a toilet seat
Why did he fly on the toilet seat leave?
Did you hear about the fly on the toilet seat?
Two flies were arguing while sitting on a toilet seat
..then one got pissed off
What happened to the angry fly on the toilet seat?
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