A list of puns related to "Step Stool"
I prefer the ladder.
The former is a ladder, while the latter is a former.
And I prefer the latter.
He was climbing the corporate ladder.
He told her it can try all it wants but it'll never be his real stool.
...would she chose the latter?
I'm sitting here on the couch watching him run back and forth across the room while he makes race car noises. After a few minutes, I ask him what he's doing.
He replies, "I'm passing stool!"
...What have I created?
I told him I'd prefer the latter, but he brought me the ladder.
This joke sucks
Me: "So you can use any of my soap or shampoo you find in the shower. I set a clean towel on the counter for you and pushed the stool under the sink so you won't trip over it."
Boyfriend: "I mean, I'd prefer if you flushed any stool down the toilet before I shower, but as long as I don't trip on it I guess we're okay."
He’s always been hilarious, in a non-dad-joke way, just naturally cracks people up. But he has had some decent dad jokes since he became a father and my personal favorite is this.
He is a little short, so he was using a step-stool to grab something.
Me: Bro you really need a step-stool?
Him: Yeah, my real stool left me when I was five.
I just stood there, taken aback by the fact he just made a dad joke. It was actually pretty friggin’ funny.
Me: "Do you wanna use the step-stool or the ladder?"
My Dad: "I'll take the latter!"
So my co-worker and I were near the Ladders and Step Stools aisle and she asked me:
Co-Worker: Hey, could you take this box and put it on top of the shelf please?
Me: Sure but I'll need that ladder over there or a step stool. Preferably the latter since it's closer.
Then she goes and takes a ladder and brings it to me.
Co-Worker: Here ya go!
Me: That's not what I asked for.
Co-Worker: B.. But you said you wanted a ladder didn't you?
Me: Did I?
Co-Worker: You said you wanted the ladder because it was... Oh I see. Rolls eyes
Told my step daughter that the girl had purchased a stool sample!
The former is a latter and the latter is a former
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