I recently bought a new toilet brush.

It's safe to say I'm going back to toilet paper.

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👤︎ u/jack_j93
📅︎ Jul 07 2019
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Man decides to try out a new toilet brush found on sale.

A couple days later he went back to paper.

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📅︎ May 23 2018
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husband: Dear, did you notice? I bought a new toilet brush.

wife: Yes i did, but i still prefer the toilet paper.

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📅︎ Feb 01 2017
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What does Jeff Bezos do every night before bed?

He puts his pajamazon

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👤︎ u/Ace1986
📅︎ Oct 04 2020
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Did you know grey hairs are hereditary?

You get it from your kids.

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📅︎ May 03 2016
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I tripped over something in the bathroom and nearly killed myself.

It was a toilet brush with death.

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📅︎ Jan 17 2020
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A Dad Joke Told By My Mom

My Mother was making chocolate pudding in the kitchen and in the middle of mixing it together when my brother walked in. Actual conversation as follows...

Brother: Hey, mom! Can I lick the bowl when you're done?

Mom: No, Joseph. You can use a toilet brush like the rest of the world.

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👤︎ u/K80KABOOM
📅︎ Jan 03 2018
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A dad is cleaning the toilet bowl with his son. The son asks,

"Dad, can't you just use a toilet bowl brush?"

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👤︎ u/J_Buckstar
📅︎ Sep 15 2018
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