It's safe to say I'm going back to toilet paper.
A couple days later he went back to paper.
wife: Yes i did, but i still prefer the toilet paper.
He puts his pajamazon
You get it from your kids.
It was a toilet brush with death.
My Mother was making chocolate pudding in the kitchen and in the middle of mixing it together when my brother walked in. Actual conversation as follows...
Brother: Hey, mom! Can I lick the bowl when you're done?
Mom: No, Joseph. You can use a toilet brush like the rest of the world.