"I'm playing the toe tactic"
They were in four mints.
Although it looked good on paper
They say he made a mint.
It was quite a predicament...
Mint condition.
Mints meet.
(credit to my actual dad for this joke)
It was a silent expired mint.
They were mint for each other
Still in mint condition
They were in mint condition.
They always end up drawing
One of them is a game, the other is a toe tactic.
That makes them tic-tac-toes.
My friend is a new dad and posted this one to Facebook. Instant facepalm.
I asked him if the case was opened.
He said no - it's in mint condition.
Then they draw.
Tic-Tac-D’oh
A tic-tac-toe-tac-tic.
A guy walks into a bar and orders the beer and dinner special. "Would you like to add on 10 free packs of Tic Tacs to your order today?" the bartender asks. "Free, really? Under what condition?" the guy skeptically asks. "Why, mint condition," the bartender replies.
we're heading through grocery store checkout. She looks over at the candies and says
"Ooh! Mentos!"
"I already have Mentos."
"Really? Where?"
"On my men feet!"
I call it toe tac-tics.
A tik tok tic tac clip clop.
He had Tic Tac toes
Pickup the pace.
i bet the people over at the tic tac factories make a mint.
A Tic Tac Toe
Now he has a tic-tac to ride
A newly married couple were confused on how to spend their honeymoon , the husband wanted to go to Australia first but the wife wanted to go to TIC TAC world(coz fuck logic). Upon further debate they ended on going to australia first because the husband thought the sequence was authentic.
I take Tic-Tac-Toe very seriously.
Because if they were tiny, smooth and white, they'd be TicTacs.
Did you hear about the clock that was tired of saying tick tock so it changed tac-tic.
He was going through my box of strange things and had some interesting commentary.
Found an owl ring, asked, "Do people ever ask who gave it to you?"
Saw that my butterfly necklace was broken, asked, "Does that bug you?"
Was giving me tic tacs out of a container, gave me four and I said I only wanted two. "Sorry guys, guess it just wasn't mint to be."
He chuckled at himself for awhile after these.
and I notice these big 200 pack containers of Tic Tacs, so I point them out to my dad and say "look, that is intense."
And my dad says back, "That's not intense, that's on a shelf!"
I hear he made a mint
They say he made a mint.
