Gru-gle
Grugle
Apparently, that medium is rare, but it’s the steak of the art.
Gruten free.
filet minion
The boss should just turn the other cheek.
They'ed become fillet minions, of course...
A filet minion
Deep in the villain’s super secret base, he noticed that his 10” concrete filled steel walls looked bare. He asked his minions why was there no large, artistic rendering of his terrifying logo hanging behind his desk.
His minions replied, “We’ve tried everywhere, but we’ve been unable to find a sketchy artist.”
I ponted at him and shouted "he can't be here, he's a miner!" My friend acctually covered his face in shame.
Filet minion.
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Why do prisoners hate computers?
The escape key never works.
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How do trees get on the internet?
They log in.
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Toucan. Toucan who? Toucan play at that game
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How do bees brush their hair? With honeycombs.
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Why was the empty Olympic stadium so hot? All the fans had left.
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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was playing crossy road.
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Can February March? No but April may.
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Did you hear about the guy who stole a calendar? He got 12 months.
10.why are recycling bins so optimistic? Cuz they're full of cans.
[Insert minion meme]
Hello !
My friends and I are dressing up as Skellies for a con. We will be carrying signs that will have silly phrases.
We could use more ideas! Any skeleton puns we could use that you love?
Signs will include things like: "minion seeks necromancer, PST" "Have you seen our boss mob?"
ECT!
Looking forward to hearing your ideas! Thanks all!
During the opening credits, he spotted those familiar yellow, pill-shaped creatures that we all know too well.
He turned to me and said,
"Wouldn't you love to have a lot of them? Think about it, you could be a Minion-aire."
For our three year anniversary, the girlfriend decided we should go to this craftstore and paint/glaze some art in a kiln to remember this anniversary. I reluctantly agreed.
We start browsing the examples of what other people had done and we see a mugs painted like flowers, minions, and one painted as Harry Potter.
At which I said, "Oh look. Harry Pottery."
The laugh I got out of the worker made the trip worth it. The girlfriend was just embarrassed. I was proud.
