Filet Minion
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Catzardo330
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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Found on r/jokes by u/crusty_minion /r/Jokes/comments/jjrv13/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrjsinthehouse
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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What search engine do the minions use?

Gru-gle

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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Question: Why are they called minions and not grupies?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SweSupermoosie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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What do despicable me minions use for research?

Grugle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masesarkidd
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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I once knew a guy who cut small sculptures from Filet Minion.

Apparently, that medium is rare, but it’s the steak of the art.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matraxia
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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She’s one in a minion
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nilfhiosagam
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2018
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how do the minions like their bread?

Gruten free.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WellBehavedUser
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2018
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What do the minions eat when they cant find any food ?

filet minion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kinjago
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2018
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Big bosses often get their asses kissed by their minions. What should they do if they don't want their minions to be like that?

The boss should just turn the other cheek.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aiaor
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2018
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So I asked my kids what would happens to Minions in a knife fight...

They'ed become fillet minions, of course...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bionic80
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2017
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A friend of mine posted this picture of her toddler with the caption, "Looks like we're having Filet Minion for dinner."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElGuaco
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2015
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What do you call a servant that only serves steak?

A filet minion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slagsy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Deep in the villain’s super secret base

Deep in the villain’s super secret base, he noticed that his 10” concrete filled steel walls looked bare. He asked his minions why was there no large, artistic rendering of his terrifying logo hanging behind his desk.

His minions replied, β€œWe’ve tried everywhere, but we’ve been unable to find a sketchy artist.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tragicwaters
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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I'm at a bar on Halloween and one of the bar tenders it's wearing a hardhat, coveralls, and goggles...

I ponted at him and shouted "he can't be here, he's a miner!" My friend acctually covered his face in shame.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PolarBear89
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2015
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What does Gru (from Despicable Me) like to eat for dinner?

Filet minion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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I have a whole book of 365 jokes, one for each day of the year. Here are some of the ones I dont cringe at:
  1.    Why do prisoners hate computers?
    

The escape key never works.

  1.   How do trees get on the internet? 
    

They log in.

  1.  Knock knock.
    

Who's there? Toucan. Toucan who? Toucan play at that game

  1. How do bees brush their hair? With honeycombs.

  2. Why was the empty Olympic stadium so hot? All the fans had left.

  3. Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.

  4. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was playing crossy road.

  5. Can February March? No but April may.

  6. Did you hear about the guy who stole a calendar? He got 12 months.

10.why are recycling bins so optimistic? Cuz they're full of cans.

[Insert minion meme]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YepBackAtIt
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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Skeletone Puns?

Hello !

My friends and I are dressing up as Skellies for a con. We will be carrying signs that will have silly phrases.

We could use more ideas! Any skeleton puns we could use that you love?

Signs will include things like: "minion seeks necromancer, PST" "Have you seen our boss mob?"

ECT!

Looking forward to hearing your ideas! Thanks all!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TogiSoYo
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2018
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What’s the opposite of a meme?

A youyou.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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Watching Despicable Me 3 with my dad

During the opening credits, he spotted those familiar yellow, pill-shaped creatures that we all know too well.

He turned to me and said,

"Wouldn't you love to have a lot of them? Think about it, you could be a Minion-aire."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elyse_cat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2018
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My first dad joke worthy of this subreddit.

For our three year anniversary, the girlfriend decided we should go to this craftstore and paint/glaze some art in a kiln to remember this anniversary. I reluctantly agreed.

We start browsing the examples of what other people had done and we see a mugs painted like flowers, minions, and one painted as Harry Potter.

At which I said, "Oh look. Harry Pottery."

The laugh I got out of the worker made the trip worth it. The girlfriend was just embarrassed. I was proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LADeviation
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2015
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