Regular rocks are too heavy.
That's what I call luck of the IRS
..the sham rock.
Erin go “brah”.
A lepricon.
That may be no big deal to you, but I'd never driven a bus before.
Because the cases keep Dublin.
So had quarantinis in the house instead!
Hey guys, I am tasked with designing a hashtag for out Paddy’s day. I work in an Irish pub and it’s a huge day for us. I was thinking #guinesspartystarted or #mindyouownguiness. Any awesome ideas? Thanks
I think it might even keep on Dublin.
You don't want to press your luck.
I plan on having a beer outside sitting on our Paddy O'Furniture.
That way, they'll have shamrocks.
If I pull this off, it will be quite the lepre-chaun.
Give me some ammo!
But I was told I couldn't because it is a blackout day.
Dad left this on my voicemail today. Who is known to stay outside all day, all night, all week, all month, and all year? (sigh......, who, dad?) Patty O'Furniture. Bwah ha ha ha! (good one, dad.....)
http://imgur.com/ybauBYJ
Log on to Facebook, look at the post from your father, cringe a little at your parents on Facebook, once you're over that... cringe at the joke, and finally revel in the always wonderful dad humor.
I think it might even keep on Dublin
